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When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
Noticeable moisture that typically collects between ones buttocks cheeks.
I noticed a lot of poo due in my shorts after my run this morning.
When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.
Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.
Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding
-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo
When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.