breaking his water

When one guy TOPS a bottom bro's butt and discovers there's some water left inside his ass from the cleaning. Oops.

Steven tapped John's freshly cleaned butt...so fresh, oops, breaking his water.

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blood is thicker than water

it's suppose to mean family before anything else; however many people say the phrase and don't really mean it since they would pick their friends over their sister/brother or cousins.

person 1: hey cuz wanna go to the movies?

person 2: um........ u gon on without me i wanna chill with my friends

second example

person 1: hey cuz i really don't like one of your freinds, she was being a bitch

person 2: omg how could u say that about my friend, she is such a goood person, u probaly pissed her off or something.

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Pussy Nigga Water Sex

An undefined phrase used to define every word, but also none. The universal term for life.

Wow, Im so thankful for Pussy Nigga Water Sex

Hey mom, im going to the store, did you want some Pussy Nigga Water Sex

Im sorry sir, you have stage 4 Pussy Nigga Water Sex

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tall glass of water

Some one you would consider a boner, tool or a duesche bag (for lack of more descriptive words), who is also a push-over. Someone that means absolutely nothing to you.

Oh, look at this tall glass of water!

And you think this tall glass of water is going to stop us?

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Purple Pee Water

At the musician's Prince's home, recording studio & on the road..his toilets and or urinals must have purple cleansing tablets in them all so all the standing water is a deep, pretty purple.

Hey !! Prince just threw a cup of purple pee water on me !!!

Man. You are lucky !!

No shit?

Thank God !!

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water po po

a person that guards the water to make sure these fools dont gank none

oh shit son, he's trying to gank our water, call the mutha fuckin water po po son, this shits for us

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glub glub water dance

A new trend invented by Google. You're supposed to pour water over yourself while dancing. Then you should record it, upload it on youtube with the song 'Glub glub water dance', and add the hashtag ''#newtrends'' to the title.

Person 1: Duuude! Google invented this slick new trend for their april fools!
Person 2: Oh? What is it?
Person 1: Glub glub water dance
Person 2: That sounds like something a 9 year old would say.

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