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Greatest xbox call of duty Gamebattles clan ever.
meme for when somone gets a hitmarker or misses in call of duty
person one: Damn hitmarkers
person two: haha mnyp?
person one: whats that?
person two: Missed now your pissed!!!!
person one: oh. hell yeah im pissed.
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Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
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The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
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A piss infected cum bubble is where u are having intercourse and when u project seman
u also let out urine and it puffs.... there u go u got your a piss infected cum bubble
exmple #1 name is bob
exmple #2 name is gary
hey gary last night i had sex with a nice ass hotty and i actully gave her a piss infected cum bubble.
that sweet bob what did it look like.....
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Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.
"Whats up, South Park guy!"
"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"
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When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.
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