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brain drain guilt

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.

Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."

Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."

by Simon Dylan May 27, 2011


BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021


Summer brain

The excuse for stupidity and immaturity during summer. This could also be used as an excuse for saying something stupid in general.

Someone: Umm what…?
Me: I have summer brain right now:)

by Ardybardy April 29, 2021


sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 5, 2017


Brain Licker

Please help my friend keeps licking this deoderent stick looking thing. IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT

My friend sexally licks a Brain Licker.

by Spinman098 September 2, 2022


Brain Knowledge

The ultimate and greatest power of knowledge known to man... used in a way that no one has seen before. It is only rewarded to the most knowledgeable and almighty human beings who live on earth.

'Hadley answers an a-level maths question by Miss Bolton'
Bartek, Thomas and Matyi: 'Wow Hadley... you have so much BRAIN KNOWLEDGE'

by teby the great November 23, 2022


ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 8, 2021