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Dropping a Eucharist into wine and downing the whole thing.
Jesus died so that we could take Jesus bombs.
Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.
A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)
Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus
David: rly lol
Letter from Pilate to Tiberius Caesar
A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the GOD that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His GOLDEN COLORED HAIR and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews -- not the poor but the rich and powerful.
See Washing Library
Your most obedient servant,
Pontius Pilate
Jesus Yeshua was seated at the right hand of GOD his Father in the begining! As was The Holy Spirit and Wisdom. The FEAR of GOD is the first sign of Wisdom!
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A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
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you basically grab your nearest metal head that has a beard and long hair and throw them in a rave (specifically at a cosplay convention) Give them a little spike-glowstick crown like Jesus and give something to drink like alcohol and BOOM you got your self a rave Jesus
Guy 1: GUYS LOOK, ITS THE RAVE JESUS!!
everyone: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rave Jesus: *passed out on the floor*
Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!
Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."