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the best life hack I can give.
death stops you from having to pay anything
Death is a word that describes someone who has passed away recently or further down the timeline, death can also be a word known as die, dies, died, deceased, doom, released,departure from life, tomb, parting, fatality, oblivion, overthrown, ending, eternal rest, expiration, kicking the bucket, darkness, ect.
if you were wondering what after life there is...well nobody knows, no matter what we do, nobody will ever know what comes after death, and its beyond our control...so don't worry, your not the only one that wants to know. there are 4,200 religions and we still don't know which one is right yet...maybe none of them are...well either way, fate will decide our end and whether we embrace it or push it further out is what matters most...don't let death get you down and live your life to the fullest, if possible,
welp that's up to you because i know i'm not ;<
person1)hey whats death
person2)fate
person1)...oh...
What happens when you get too old and fat
You: is that guy really dead?
Other guy: yea his death date was June 30 2022
The news tells you people dont like to talk about death. If that was true, people would never talk about death, and yet, people talk about death all the time, to the point it's not interesting. People dont like to talk about sex and crazy people, but they love to talk about death.
Talking about death is dull, but people still love to talk about death and taxes for some reason. Death, taxes, and sports, three of the least interesting subjects seem to be the ones the most people talk about. You dont hear many people talk about bugs, trees, amphibians, or unicycles, they dont like to talk about those things (out loud) the way you hear people talk about death, taxes, and sports.
Math, homeworks, Asian parental control, school, etc.
Mom: Time to go school son!!!
Me: oh fuck im gonna have death