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Automatic refund back to your debit card.
I didn't really like this CD, can you reverse swipe it for me?
A conservative that tries to act liberal
Bill: "Did you know Tony said if he was younger he would probably kiss a man?"
Tom:"Yeah he's totally reverse lib!"
A sexual position where you have a girl on your shoulders like the game, chicken fight in a pool, but the girl is not facing the direction you are facing. She is facing the opposite direction with her inner thighs in your face hence, the term reverse chicken fight.
I had that girl in reverse chicken fight
Having sex reverse cowgirl l, but holding a woman up and just bench pressing her up and down on your penis, while reciting Quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
Reverse Arnold:
“Prepare to be terminated” by this dick.
“Get to the choppa!” And suck it!
A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also getting Arnold to the choppa!...the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse Arnold.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.
"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."
Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?
I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.
when someone is using reverse psychology but you forgot the name for it
Teacher: Do not in any circumstances touch this button because it will kill all of us
Keith: Dude I think the teacher is using reverse typography on us, lets press it!!
John: what the fuck is a reverse typography
Keith: you know when someone definitely wants you to do it
John: ...
Keith: what
John: nothing