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A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
When a man is giving anal to a woman in the doggie position, and the anal is so deep, the man can tuck his ball sac into the women's vagina.
Bill was giving Hillary such deep anal that he decided to go all in for a Meatball Taco.
A chili taco is when you eat spicy Mexican food and drink mountain dew all night. The next morning, you invite your girlfriend over and have diarrhea in her snatch. You use the spicy Mexican diarrhea as lube.
"Hey babe, don't forget to pick up taco bell on the way home from work. Let's cancel dinner with your parents so you can give me a chili taco"
The Classic soft shit tortilla wanna be taco shell. Not good at all for eating however can hole enough taco meat for a heart attack.
Hey I want a soft taco, do we have any taco buns?
The bond between two best friends that could never be torn apart, not one person could come between them. Yes, they sometimes fight but they always make they’re way back to each other. I love my taco buddy to the shell and back. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITLYN!! You’re taco buddy loves you so much
She’s my taco buddy.
fucking the same mexican chick - like eskimo buddy
Yo, did you know Mike is my Taco Buddy? We both fucked Maria last week.