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crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.
Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.
a projectile spewing vagina when cumming
After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.
PROJECTILE SPEWING VAGINA WHEN CUMMING
After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
a "voice in the fire" means that person is a manipulator.
or, that someone is going or is telling a person to do a bad thing.
1. "it was as though she heard a voice in the fire."
2. "She's the voice in the fire."
Last night I used my crack fire truck
The Element assigned to the rat in the Chinese zodiac, and a mythical creature.
My birthday says I’m the fire rat.