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Alright, so John Michael likes to go by John.. He may seem "not that bad" when you first get to know him, but then you realize there is a reason for that cover-up..... John is really flirtatious and in all honesty, he's really dirty minded. He likes getting high, and to be honest, I like being around him when he's high. He's cool and fun to hang out with, but sometimes he gets a little too flirty with me.. He likes using any of your kinks or sexual interests against you, and he goes too far with them, often. Not going to lie, he's a pretty good dick size, maybe about 8", but don't let that be all you're taking interest in him for. After seeing the way he acts around people he likes, and being his friend and all of that, I think that I can tell you that he's truly an amazing guy at heart, and once he likes a girl, it's not for their body, it's for their personality. He loves a cherishes every moment with her and wishes that those moments would never end. Anyways, if you ever meet him, I highly recommend being friends with the guy, and maybe in the future, being more would be a necessity.
"Oh my god, John Michael flirts beyond too much! He likes getting too physical with his friends, y'know?"
"Oh, god, not this conversation, again..."
"What? He does it a lot!"
Enjoyment and constant partying.
Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend
I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
Small guy but huge heart! Has a bigger hammer than thor. Rejects all the ladies because he has to many to choose from. He is an all around good guy and will do anything for his friends and family. The type of guy that will probably win the lottery one day. Amazing at sports and making love! Hairy!
"John-Michael is so sexy!"
"John-Michael nipped a nasty goal!"
"If your looking for John-Michael try your mother's cell number!"
a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
i got plowed by michaele last night
fuck michaeles fat
1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.
2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"
Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"
The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."
Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."
Fin
Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.
Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you
A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.