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An elderly woman who has smelly breasts
"Damn, she got some bad tater tits!"
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Bret: Hey repo, what did you do last night?
Ryan: I chilly dogged a bonky
Bret: Surge
Ryan: It was more like tit repo
Bret: Sperm on boobs breast sex?
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The female version of "busting one's balls" or a friendly reminder that you're only joking.
Matt: "Brenner you ugly!"
Brenner: "Shut up!"
Timmy: "chill We're just rubbing on your tits."
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"did you see me on the hill?"
"no, what happened?"
"i went ass over tit man!"
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Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.
look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!
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A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.
Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"
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What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.
chester- "so ann, wanna fuck in my car?"
ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"
chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash for days"
ann- "oh chester!"
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