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Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩
Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF
Ur Mum-a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you
Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?
Person 2:Ur mum
Person A:I had spaghetti last night.
Person B:I had Ur mom last night.
Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..
Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.
Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.
The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.
Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol
ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum