cheese rollup

An idiots term for the mexican food Quesadilla

Hey guys lets make cheese rollup with these tortillas.

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vegan cheese

Semen. Make sure you spit.

Make sure you don't swallow that vegan cheese!

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Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

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cheese dog

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

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Cheese Ribbon

The thin strand of smegma which develops around the head of the penis, in some cases this can form a ribbon all the way around.

i havent washed in days, i've got such a huge cheese ribbon!

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Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

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cheese table

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.

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