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Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.
John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.
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On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.
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when you finally stop being a massive pussy and become a man
friend 1: did you hear David finally asked out his crush
friend 2: wow i'm glad his balls dropped
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originated from me when i walked out of the locker room to show everybody in the hallway my new all-shibby money stick (that's a diamond-pro shaft if you didn't know) and got nailed in the left testicle with a lacrosse ball (thrown by my good friend, the goalie, Mike "I-dont-know-how-to-spell-his-last-name" Moinihan) My left testicle is still bruised and looks quite shrivled... faive day later...
basically what you need to know is that lax-balls (both the hard rubber ones w/ lead cores, and the condition of having your testes popped by a hard rubber ball w/ a lead core) hurt... alot... really... When you play lacrosse... WEAR A CUP!
Mike tried to beam me w/ a ball in the arm, but his stick had more whip than he expected and he sent a TKO to my left nut... now i got lax-balls :(
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Now I was embarassed to even look this up..But lo an behold Im not the only one with the sack doin the funk
After wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing (I never had a woman leave my home with her chin dripping of funk:)
I was hoping I could find out "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??"
Is there any one thing that is causing the stink?
Does Dr. Scholl have something I slip in my draws to
eliminate this??
After wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing,about the poor woman whos chin was damp from ball sweat
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A bold White man.
The idea being that his shiny bold head looks like the cue ball from a game of pool or snooker.
Hey, check cue ball over their! *Points at bold white man*
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Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd. Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.
Joe: "Indemnity form blah blah blah, impeach blah blah blah..."
THWACK! (Joe hit by Jeff's balls)
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A nightclub full of ugly people and social misfits.
Man lets blow this place. It aint nothing but the Monster's Ball up in this joint
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