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nyc is abbrievated as "need your cum" . nyc is a name given by risma aka nyc's bf and the boi responsible for nyc's 88 kids. and oh ya! they are currently homeless cause their kids hv taken up all the space in their house. they also received their first warning by the gov yesterday, to use condoms during their intercourse as it is really affecting the population, but risma still prefers to go raw and thus making nyc the female to hv given birth to the most no of kids. Valentina Vassilyev is also no match in front of these energetic couples. i would request all of u who cm across this to donate some money so they can afford good quality food for their kids, condoms and a better place for living and hving seggs as they were also caught making out in a public place.
media : mrs.Vassilyev do u think u can beat NYC <3 RISMA?
Vassilyev : of course i can, i just gave birth to my 86th child-
NYC walks out of the hospital with her 89th child
NYC : hah! u really thought u could??
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When you kiss her neck grab the breast and vigina
I will get your 3 hot points
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telling someone you love them after three days, and then they begin to obsess/stalk you
Man, I was told Jessica I loved her after three days hoping to get something but now I'm kinda in a 3-Day Dilema.
I got myself into a 3-Day Dilema, and now Justin won't quit calling me.
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the third part of the cruel intentions movie. i guess it's crappy, but i haven't watchedit yet!
(guy 1) have you seen cruel intentions 3?
(guy 2) nope. i guess it's crappy though cuz the second part was darn crap!
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A man with a very small but very satisfying penis. Usually a guy from Oklahoma or Wyoming. He drives a large truck and always revs it up way too loud. He also has small dick energy
Girl 1: Johnny has a 3 inch enforcer
Girl 2: I know! It’s to die for!
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If 2 guys meet one girl together then they both have to be there if the girl is willing to show her boobs
Justin: Well I saw her boobs, check mate
Steven: Did you actually?
Justin: no lol
Steven: Good cause I have to be there when it happens because this is a 3-way situation
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