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Urban dictionary is a website where every person write his/her own name’s definition and in this website all the girls are so cute and bois are just handsome af and funny and they have the biggest pp!
Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute
Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me
Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!
（小鸡词典 xiao ji ci dian）Chinese famous urban dictionary
Chinese Internet catchphrases can be found in "Chicken Dictionary"
My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.
My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Digimon World Series Is Urban Dictionary: The First Juvenile Release.
usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff
-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this
I don’t know what their proper title is. I hope their day is great if they read this, which they probably will because they are the ones that clear the request to post this. Have a wonderful day!
Guy 1: damn, those urban dictionary guys are pretty cool.
Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
A thing noone reads or follows
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