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half-assed

Job/task/chore done without putting too much effort in it.

Those Americans did such a half-assed job on the previous example of the "half-assed" definition.

by brownPower July 17, 2006

222๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Hair

hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole

your asshair yanked out and u sliped

by slapapig September 23, 2003

114๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Monkey

A driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle. A tailgater.

I wish that Ass Monkey would get off my tail!

by pseudoraptor February 19, 2010

41๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat ass

a FAT ASS is a voluptuous female butt that brings many men (mainly black guys) pleasure to the eye. It is often very round and large in size.

Man, Kim Kardashian has a FAT ASS!

by booty master2395748 March 17, 2014

159๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad ass

A person who defines supreme confidance, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority. Very few badasses live in the current era, but are portrayed frequently in the media. The difference between the standard badass and a regular hero (or villan, bad guys might, reasonably enough, actually have an easier time being badass) Take James Bond, for example. He is not a badass. He acts out of loyalty, he is not particularly capeble, and he is just a tad bit too perfect to be a badass. Dirty Harry is a badass. He has absolutely no loyalty to anone except his own version of justice. He kills anyone who even bends said rules, and does it without anything even resembling restraint. He is also completely devoid of fear. Villans can be badass, but it works differently for them. Take Darth Vader, for instance. He is not particularly badass, because he has this complex loyalty thing going on. However, Vicous from cowboy bebop is a badass, because he doesn't care if its his own mother who's crossing him, he'll kill him/her anyway. Oddly enough, evil badasses often come off as strangly aristocratic, as their uncaring actions and dignified personalities combined with the standard perfect grooming and flowing garments of any good archvillan gives them a rather regal aura.

In the movie Saw, two men panicked when presented with torture and death, and were forced into a vicous cycle of parinoia and pain.
A badass would have heard "I'm going to kill your wife and kids at 6PM" and laid back and waited, warning Mr. JigSaw that should he even consider messing with anyone of any importance to him, Party B (for badass) would gut party A (for asshole) like a fish. Then, once he inevitably escaped, would torture mr. Jigsaw into a quivering puddle of madness, no doubt through the amputation of various limbs followed by force feeding said limbs to their previous owner until said owner's stomach explodes.

by Mr. Cynical February 11, 2005

1076๐Ÿ‘ 664๐Ÿ‘Ž


flat ass

Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.

I flat ass couldn't afford a doctor.

by kcardk October 15, 2005

437๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ripped Ass

After you fart and your asshole burns.

I used burn cream after i had Ripped Ass

by Matt V. May 14, 2004

109๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž