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V-tec bro (n). A slang word describing a male group within the American Armenian community, having just arrived from Iran, trying to assimilate but not quite making it, displaying semi-queer behavior such as:
-plucking their eyebrows ( to the point "Prince" would be jealous)
-highlighting their hair (a fashion Asians went through, mind you in the 90's)
- driving old Honda Civics "fixed-up"
- excessively using the phrase "its V-tec bro"
- weighing 110, at 5' 2" (very squeemish looking)
- having their girlfriend's show up at their fights
- not leaving their mom's house until age 35
- speaking what they call "English", that really just sounds like a drawn out song in Persian
- keeping a go-T
- getting waxed on a regular basis, more than their girlfriends (their backs, legs, eyebrows, etc)
V-tec bro is a typical parsakhye guy racing on the street of Glendale, CA.
"He is such a V-tec bro."
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A regalia affair, similar to a brew ha ha.
Although bringing beer is allowed, guests are encouraged to bring a bro or two.
Some bro-ha-has result in a bromance.
Bro: Hey bro, you going to the bro-ha-ha at Jeff's place?
Brody: Already have the Natural Ice in the fridge for it! Have any extra Axe body spray by chance?
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An exclamation of cynical regret, apathy, and overall non chalance...devised chiefly by roro boat
"DUDE! My ping pong table got bleached with EC!"
"Yo sucks bro"
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Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.
"Sorry Chad, I can't play grabass today. I've got an essay to write. Homework before bros, man."
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Basically, the definition for douchebag with House music in the background. It refers to an incident in Boston where a Techno promoter recommended a versatile DJ booking to a House promoter looking for DJs to play his night. The House promoter assumed the DJ would only play Techno, and emailed the other promoter with three simple words: House night bro.
These three words are the essence of douchebaggery with the flair of House music snobs. People and events reflecting this sentiment can be described as "housey," "housenight," or plain "house."
"That guy squeezing those fake tits is a total house night bro."
"K-Fed looks housey."
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an expression commonly used to express that one will only do something if the Bro does.
"yo, are you gonna go to that dance with those skanks?"
"only if bro does."
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A 300+ pound 20 year old male who is known as the "Lord of the Wash" for his mastery of getting "washed", or drunk. He is rarely seen not wearing a elaborate custom tie-dye. He drinks heavily and has a large vocabulary of unique slang.
Tie-Dye Bro is such a fucking hog. He drank 5 forties last night.
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