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Worst gaming team out there , trash team , trash owner he has a head like a bowling ball🤡🤡
Velocity dragons is a trash team
your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.
When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time
Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home
The game that all the science nerds, band kids, theater freaks, and plain ol' whackjobs get together and play with each other because nobody else wants to hang out with them.
I mean seriously, only a game made by weirdos would have charisma as a "fantasy trait"
Person 1: Hey man! Me and the gang are gonna hang out in my moms basement for 3-7 hours and play Dungeons & Dragons where we do weird puzzles that require you to do math for some reason. Wanna come with?
Person 2: No.
One of the best games to ever be created! A lot of people think it's nerdy and complex but that is just not true. Basically in the game, there's a dungeon master who tells the story and guides the players through the story and gives them different obstacles to cross, puzzles to solve, monsters to fight etc. and the players are the main characters in the story who have to try to survive their journey and reach their goal. The only limit is your imagination and that is one of the sole reasons why a lot of people love this game. Another reason why this game is phenomenal is that if one doesn't understand the rules, they can make up their own rules which has always been an outstanding and fascinating to a lot of people.
"Dude, yesterday in Dungeons & Dragons, I got slayed by a monster in the first fight."
Grabbing a man's balls and dragging it across a sand belt.
Dude that guy is getting an Austrian Dragon!