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The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.
Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.
The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.
I deleted Facebook and you should too.
An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.
Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?
Person 2: No.
A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.
An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\
Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?
A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason
Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg