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Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.

“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans

by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020


Pulling the Green Apple

"Pulling the Green Apple" Meaning - Ejection seats are fitted with an emergency oxygen bottle who's primary job is to keep the pilot alive at altitude, where there is less oxygen, should they have to eject. If the pilot feels the effects of hypoxia, as this pilot describes, they can pull a device, which looks like a little green apple, to release the ten minute supply of 100% oxygen. This should enable them to think properly again and resolve the situation, in this case get lower quickly and return to base.

I've Pulling the Green Apple and not I'm feeling better.

by daboom_org March 10, 2022


sniffing green leaves

Smoking weed

Jason was sniffing green leaves in the school’s restroom. He there’s it away in the trash then caused a fire at the school.
Jackie was sniffing green leaves in the school bus, then the bus smelled like green leaves and eventually made the bus driver to stop.

by Aaaaron S February 11, 2022


Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.

Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 9, 2023


Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.

Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.

by Axle Tom September 16, 2021


the Red Green Show

A canadian sketch show where Canadian hicks do funny/stupid sketches. It's an okay show

If you like it, I recomend Tool Time

Red Green is a sexy beast

by Idiot Paranoia June 27, 2004

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Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 3, 2003

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