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When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).
I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.
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a drinking game in which you must duct tape two forties of malt liquor to each of your hands and the bottles must be empty before you can un-tape them and remove them
Dude Dizzle was shit faced after playing Charlie 40 hands.
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to be tripping balls without telling your friends so that you luke like a tool
luke was very hand about that time upstate while at the firepit
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Someone who poops in their hands for money.
Look its poo hands he did it for like 10 dollars.
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What happens to your hands after multiple days of surfing(at the beach). Usually starts with simple blisters then mostly turns into calices. Bleeding may occur.
Ways to prevent: Don't keep your hands on the deck of the board when going out to catch a wave. Drag the board by the leg rope instead.
A: hey, how was the surf?
B: It was great except now i have surfie's hand! God, it hurts!
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Masturbation with the opposite hand.
Charlie uses his left hand to whack off.
Charlie and his sister had some left hand shame in the back seat of his stalker van.
Charlie had some left hand shame after he was made a bitch in front of his sister.
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- n., A phenomenon that occurs on the hit ABC Lesbian show, Pretty Little Liars, a show which has been known to piss of straight guys due to the hotness of the said lesbians. Lesbian Hand sex or LHS is performed by two girls holding both of each others' hands and looking deeply into the eyes of one another. Please note that this may also be performed by a man and a woman, two men, or a woman, a man, and an alien.
I saw Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher having lesbian hand sex at the airport. It's amazing to see two famous women getting it on.
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