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To Have Sexual Intercourse
That Girl Is Pretty Fly, I'd Put The Meat To Her
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A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
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to masturbate savagely.
Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.
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An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.
Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.
I will smite you with my God given meat, in the name of all things holy!
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The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.
"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"
"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"
Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight
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To masterbate or jerk off.
Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?
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Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet
bitch suck on my Expired Meat Stick
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