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The prettiest girl ever, who will always be there for you
Riley Jade Michael is so sweet!!
A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.
"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"
A guy with a massive wang he has lots of friends like to joke around nice to everyone and is good at call of duty and loves to sleep
Michael radford u have a big dick
A nice guy can make u laugh but is a cunt to a lot of people and most probably lazy and sits on his xbox all day
.Michael radford is a g
When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.
An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.
Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie
Wow he must be a Michael earnshaw