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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022


Joe T. Robinson Middle

Snobby school full of Wannabe ghetto white boys (usually in the seventh grade). Basically every white boy you see has Camo Crocs and a mullet. We eat trashy breakfast but the sausage is lowkey fire 🤤🤞🏽

“Hey have you heard of that shit school called Joe T. Robinson Middle?”

by idintknowijustworkhere October 20, 2021


Franklin County Middle School

A school in the middle of damn no where and everybody is a rat full of three types of people pot heads and chill and Jayden Heffron... cutest kid in America no cap

At Franklin County Middle school Jayden heffron is one of the hottest kids alive!

by Hdjdjshsjekkwnd February 19, 2019


The Middle Note

The Guitar Hero equivalent of the teabag. Done by holding the yellow note on the guitar so that it lights up on your defeated opponent's screen. Devised by David and Josh from N.C.

"Damn! That dude kicked my ass at Through The Fire and Flames!"

"Yeah, and now he's giving you the middle note! Ha!"

by Offbeat Blitz October 13, 2008


Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb

When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.

My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!

by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021


Ralph Sadleir Middle School

An extraordinarily mediocre school with a large array of dislike lable staff members.

Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!

Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.

by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019


Middle Eastern politics

A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.

Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!

by Sepia_ May 14, 2024