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"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"
A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.
Always hangs with the boys.
Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears
Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “
The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.
Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.
I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.
An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.
Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.
A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die
He looks very Split The Potato
The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”