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"...who the fuck actually talks about sex positions? really, i don't want to hear about how laurel and wilhelm were reverse mini banging in their reversing mini convertible."
The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.
My mouth and rectum are on fire after performing a reverse blumpectomy!
Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
Unknown homosexual practice who's precise definition is steeped in mystery.
He reverse Phil Collins 'ed me in a way I've never experienced before.
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When you finish a fight with a single blow that causes the formation of rain clouds.
Did you watch All Mights fight earlier? I got drenched after that reverse Sea King.
Sex in the reverse cowgirl position where the woman shits on the man's stomach during the act.
I used to think sex with Sherri was great until she gave me a reverse mudrider.
When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina
Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin