Bird Exterminator

A man (or woman) who has an extreme talent at acquiring women, most likely plays lacrosse or hockey. You can spot these phenomenon's at the rink, field, bars or anywhere else there is a high population of well known birds in the area.

"Yo dude, did you hear about the nations #1 bird exterminator?"
"No, but I saw him at the bar chirping an absolute 10. Looks like he acquired the kill"

bird dier

when sum one continualsy disses his boi/bros for a female on a continuse basias....also if he argues with he bring his badd mood with him when meeting his brooz

when a sed bro ik leaving his bros qi sh ya mm every 5 seconds to chase his bird around atrium ..therfore hs is known as a bird dier

Bird Damage

Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.

My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

MORE BIRDS

When you see a group of birds you scream MORE BIRDS

Cranley:MORE BIRDS
ME:MORE BIRDS

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

Third time's a bird rhyme

A regional version of "Third time's a charm".

I couldn't do it the first two times, but third time's a bird rhyme.