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When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.
Piss covered bathroom floor
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
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i'll often tend to say this then im mad. i will also say go die in a hole in the depths of hell that i took a shit in.
"wow, buddy. now that wasnt very nice."
"go die in a hole i pissed in"
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A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon
The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"
"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"
"bart get out!, i'm piss"
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A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
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Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery?
Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
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Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.
similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
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When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
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