When you take a dump after 10pm. Preferably after eating dirty southern food.
Alright guys I'm off, need to take a huge night nugget
A version of seven minutes in heaven where instead of seven minutes are used to have sexual activities, it is all night. Half of the people playing put an item in a hat and then the half that didn't put an item in, choose an item from the hat, not knowing who put what in. Then, whichever item they chose is the person they will spend a night in heaven with ;).
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna bang her when we play all night in heaven."
Usually an assortment of shows hosted during late hours relative to times on the west coast. Usually hosted by possibly depressed lunatics that have either had a full days rest or is heavily lacking rest and is up late attempting to spout psuedo-philosiphy, exaggerated scientific facts, and forceful personal opinions praying someone will tune in eyes and ears to pay attention.
During this time, I like to turn on my device and view the latest Late Nights with... for unknown reasoning besides "they talk funny and I listen and smile"
A group of almost - middle - aged women with half of them being chubbsters who get dressed up & go out to the bar for a girls night out that they’ve been talking about on social media for weeks & get drunk while falsely thinking they look cute, petite, young & hip.
Karen: Hey girrrl, what time you & Donna picking me up?
Sharon: We’re all gonna split a taxi, I don’t think that Uber thing is safe & I’m not sure how to use it, the taxi is gonna be here at 4. I was thinking I would go get my hair done at cheapest cheaper cuts before we go.
Karen: awesome :)! I can’t wait, I bought some black jeans to wear tonight with my new boots and I got them in a size 14!!
Sharon: where did u get them?? Girl, black jeans make you look soooo much thinner!! Can’t wait to post pics on FB!! Woo hoo!! Girls night Out ’all!!
Am automobile that rides the Seven Seas of alcoholic watering holes. A Captain and First Mate commandeer this vessel. The name comes from "Fancy a night cap?"
Captain: "Shall we set sail and seek a cold beverage? My body and soul quenches for a night cap."
First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"
Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"
When it’s late at night and your sleep deprived, you start talking and acting as though you are high when you aren’t.
Nick: Why do I think like this
Daniel: Your night high
A girl who gives it up on the first link/date.
I would never wife her bro, Trey told me she was a 1st night kill.