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The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.
Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner
1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.
When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.
Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!
It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect
Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird
Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.
the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey
Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.
Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner