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Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.
Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me
A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.
Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit
snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.
Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.
Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.
Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"
Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes
"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."
a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.
girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!
girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!
girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)
the act of rappidly swallowing dicks
He was off the walls autistic, until he started chugging dicks. i think it mellowed him out a little.