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Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2023


Death

Oooo... Yeah... In retrospect, that doesn't sound very good...

Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023


Death

a social construct

enemy 1:good thing we killed the main character!
enemy 2:i know rig-
main character:see why i dont believe in death?

by screaming maggot March 14, 2021


Death

The act of dying; the end of life; death of all cells in a organism; end of all vital functions in a organism

He has experienced death.

by January 13, 2022


Death

The opposite of life

You are permanently not of life anymore. Therefore, you are in the state of death.

by MangaDanga October 25, 2020


Death

One of the two things guranteed in life. The other thing guranteed are taxes

Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!

by Alinek March 24, 2019


Death

the escape

death is the escape

by Rainbow7456 February 11, 2020