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My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.
My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.
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John Carroll University is a private, Jesuit University near Cleveland, Ohio. Founded in 1886, the school offers majors in the liberal arts in addition to housing a nationally respected business school. Famous alum include Meet the Press host Tim Russert, former Dolphins coach Don Shula, and astronaut Carl Walz.
"I'm a snobby John Carroll University student."
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Is is the time period when John Wall leads the Kentucky Wildcats to a National Championship for the first time since 1998!!!! ohh and yes he will go KENTUCKY!!!!
Nobody will ever forget The John Wall Era in 2010 when the Wildcats won their 8th NCAA championship.
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Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.
See also The Abraham Lincoln.
While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.
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The best president this country has ever had.
That's really all there is to it.
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The police. Plural or singular.
"Let's keep a low profile in case any John Q Laws come snooping"
"Holy shit, it's John Q Law! Run!"
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A sexual move in which a male partner leaves a freshly made Papa Johns Pizza out to rot for 2 to 3 months, and then shoves it up his female partner's vagina.
Leo: Taylor smells like rotten cheese and tomatoes today.
Don: Yea. Kyle gave her a Rusty Papa John last night
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