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After watching Fifty shades of Grey her vagina was like a wet trench
When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream
Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!
Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.
David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta
Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?
To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.
I gave her the wet hamster last night!
the hottest part of the body often becomes more liquid after seeing something hot
becky got a wet forehead when she saw that good fussy
When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake
Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son
person 1: i met this guy last night
person 2: what’d you guys do?
person 1: he gave me a wet william!
person 2: sick!