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A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.
“Why didn’t he come to training today.”
“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”
The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.
You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.
Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.
The step rule defines the only instance in which a family member having sex with another family member is not incest. This situation is where the relationship has step- in the name i.e. Stepsister, stepfather, etc.
Person 1: Is that porn incest?
Person 2: No, it's the step rule
Something every guy will ask you to define when a girl will tell them they like football.
Amanda: i like football too!!
Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves
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Hitler’s law
If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)
See also: Rule 99.9
If he has not yet reacted to it, he will
Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99
Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99
A rule that states that an item (typically clothing) is considered vintage if at least 20 years old. Following the requirement on Etsy: "For an item to be considered vintage on Etsy, it must be at least 20 years old"
"Yooo that jacket's sick, is it vintage?"
"I don't have a clue, it used to belong to my uncle who got it around 20 years ago."
"According to the Etsy Rule, your jacket is vintage"
Money and Power
The only things you need, your only goals, your only dreams are money and power, that's all you need
Judge: you gave up the love of a woman, a normal life, and for what? to have a life of luxury and stress, to become someone, but why?
Defendant: Rule 766
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