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The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.
I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!
Is the majestic art of a blowjob after anal. Much like sloppy top just... sloppier.
I pulled that puppy out and she gave me some rocky top. Sucked the corn right off the helmet.
A real dick head.
A smart ass ass hole.
He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!
Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!
n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer
“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.
Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.
Origin Arsenal/Manchester
Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs
Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored
What a 9 year old days when he wants to steal your art
Vector: Why do you wanna talk to me so much?
Crutch: YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
When topping off a male and there appears to be pubic dandruff
That guy I sucked off last week had SERIOUS top-druff... i might need to get him some HEAD and shoulders ;)