ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

Ur sisters a mister

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny! Makes Jupiter explode!

Pete: Ur granny tranny
Alex: Ur sisters a mister
Jupiter *explodes*

Ur Sister's a mister

It is almost As worse as ur granny tranny, but instead the Sun moves close to Earth not the Earth closer to the sun

Jake: Hey Shawn what's up?
Shawn: Your sister's a mister!
Jake:......

shizz-ur

stereotypical wigger slang for the word sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the word.

Do you like Eminem?
For shizz-ur!

ur mom dab

legit the best phrase ever and if you don’t use it then i’m sorry for you

janet : who’s that??
barbra : ur mom dab *dabs*

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

raise ur game

A grassroots football brand, bringing the best out of one’s self by any means necessary, performing to the best of your ability even under high pressured, intense circumstances.

“Oi you lads better raise ur game second half or you’re all off!”