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Loves a girl named Sunaina with all his soul. Reallyyyyy wants to fuck her.
I WANT TO FUCK SUNAINA SO MUCH - Ryan
Noun: a man who is very short. Like very short
Man 1: “Yo look it’s Ryan”
Man 2: “Damn, he’s so short”
whos in love with rosha but rosha hates him!!
ryan: wassup Roshiiiii!
rosha: i hate u ! get away from me
Ry, Ry dawg or Ry daddy (only for Gregoire). Never Ry Ry. A guy with a cute bubble butt, related to the Irish mob. Wears floral on Fridays, has a terrible hand writing, high pain tolerance, great boxer, hard to seduce during workouts, HATES slugs (please do not throw it at him) and thinks he's Rafael from the ''ninja turtles'' when he's actually Michelangelo. He never gets mad he ''just don’t get it’’. Absolutely gorgeous, but looks like an ogre in the morning. His beautiful blue eyes light up when he smiles. Good listener. He’s just amAzing.
Person 1: Hey Ryan, would like a piece of my white cacao?
Person 2: There's no CACAAAAO in white chocolate!!!
Ryan. Also another name for gingival
Hello I am Ryan also know as gingival
The hardest person to have a serious conversation with and is just a bitch 24/7
Why the fuck you Ry-y-y-yan (Ryan)
Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?