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ass candy

Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.

Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man

by r.a.g August 21, 2007

69๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass glitter

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.

Damn Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!

by Dr. Bohan October 4, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Hammer

A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.

Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!

by Nifkin Diver April 29, 2004

46๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Honking

When you're getting it on in a car and the person on top accidentally honks the horn with their ass.

It's no secret when your guy is ass honking in the parking lot.

Girl you were ass honking so much last night, we had a show of people watching.

by bbbe July 11, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


rip ass

Verb description: to secrete methane gas from the anal cavity in large enough portions to tear the ass hole.

"Oh man, I've had the worst gas all morning, I think I might rip ass."

by Taylor and Trevor April 20, 2008

121๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Taco

A sexual act involving 2 partners. (A and B)

Partner A lays on his/her stomach while partner B opens partner A's buttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the anal cavity. (Creating the raw parts needed for the ass taco)

Partner A then adds the "meat" (their own human feces) to the "ass taco" by way of direct excrement.

Partner B then eats the "Ass Taco" fully to which Partner A asks " why don't you eat the shell (of the taco).

Partner B then finishes the sex act by eating the ass of Partner A until climax is reached.

- "Ass taco" is both a noun and a verb.

Hoar : Do you want an ass taco?

Hoar 2: Oh ya, Oh ya

by THE TRUE BANG BRO June 13, 2009

86๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Dew

When your ass sweat pools on your ass-hole, and forms droplets like fresh morning dew.

Man it's hot today, this ass dew is killin' me.

by OptiPrime February 12, 2007

68๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž