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The pimp of pimps. Has a massive willy. The epitome of straight. Makes fannys drip. Class at everything
“Here comes Alex”
“Oh shit my fanny is about to turn into a tap”
“Same”
“Did you hear Alex is class at everything”
“Im not surprised”
“Alex fucked me last night and now i can’t walk”
they’re the best person in the world, they’re amazing I love them sm. -Sophia
“who’s the best person in the world?”
“the best person in the world is alex!”
a guy who can either be really seet and nice or a trashbucket. Usually is semi good looking
That gut alex is either a piece of trash or a bean
yeah
Alex is amazing. Simply refreshing and refrescante.
Alex is listening to "Bacalhau À Portuguesa" by Quim Barreiros
my pookie wookie i love you so much your my bsf so im dedicating this to you
Me: Alex is the best🫶
Literally anybody else: Hell yeah!
Emo homosexual is in France likes guste not a very kind individal and really loves dicks as well as balls likes cock and ball torture.
Give me an Alex "Moans loudly".