A cool guy, tends to be a massive weeb. Has dressed as an akatsuki member every Halloween for 4 years in a row. Tends to like Cameron.
Me: what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
Alex: *snorts and tips fedora* I’m condsidering being an akatsuki member this year… it’s sure to get all the waifus this time! Dattebayo!!
A Social media beta test scenario involving a ginger who works @ #twitter by the Ceo's assistant who over saw the procedure intended to establish if this tweet would Trend more the infamous coke tweet...
Alex being the 7th most common name according to google was used to test trendy subjects
A ginger
A Kid who is a nerd and just hangs around people who he thinks are his friends, he can be chill sometimes or even funny but most of the times he’s just annoying and awkward to be around, he wears glasses and hairline is so messed up that it’s just sad, he always has a weird smirk on his face which makes u wonder what’s going in his mind he also has a really weird walk that just sticks out and looks funny but most importantly he also no life, he just plays and plays video games which makes him think that he’s really good at games but in reality he’s not really.
1.) “shut up your trash at cod, nah man your an alex, damn that was uncalled for”
2.) “hey is that the kid with the dope ass walk?”
alex is the most hottest person on the earth, he is so kind and my hot. alex is a God to many many people and many people adore him.
alex is a fucking g, pure lad, amazing dude, ive known 7 alex's all of which have fucked my mom and given me a mclaren. alex has a monsterous dick that does not go unused. ever go to a party and theres an alex there, enjoy the booze cus your not getting any poon. though alex does not fuck with tortas.
"holy fuck alex is so fucking cool" - milf, broad, ur gf, ur ex, anyone with two sets of lips who isnt a torta
A dumbass that only plays terraria and who apparently has a hot mom. He is shorter than many people and is a furry.
Person 1: Bro who the fuck is that no life sitting in the corner staring at his computer with a mouse?
Person 2: Oh that's alex he doesn't talk, he only barks and growls..