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When you are eating juicy banana in the WC, and you splash it on a guy's face.
Andrew: -Shit, how that guy came out from toilet?
Matthew: -Yeah, he got some banana on his face, I think he got the splashing banana.
The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com
Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.
What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
The uncircumcised foreskin of a man's long penis. The penis has to be long enough to bend when flaccid or soft so it resembles a banana.
Whore one: did you see Jacobs banana stem at the party last night?
Whore two: yeah his dick is so huge
An instrument that you blow on
Omg I’m bored
Oh use my banana blower
On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.