dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

Kendall the Bird

When a girl named Kendall is super hot

Damn do you see kendall the bird.

kukoo bird

Goofy, unintelligent, ignorant, half a nut.

This kukoo bird passed me in a construction zone doing 40 over the speed limit to be one car ahead of me.

I like BIRDS

When you like birds

Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS

Bird Sauce

Vaginal fluids

“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”

Jin-Jin Bird

The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.

Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”