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while a girl is giving head, you hold her head down when blowing your load. the result is your cum shooting out her nose
My girlfriend blew my mind while I held her head down on my cock producing a fire-breathing, snarly dragon!
The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."
Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
When an unshaved woman leg locks a man's head as he's eating her out she then rolls over flipping the man on his back and rides his face until she squirts up his nose making her secretions come out the man's mouth.
Last might my girlfriend did the pussy dragon jujitsu to me.
A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.
Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?
Her: Yeah.
your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.
When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time
Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home