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The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates
Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.
What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.
Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!
This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus
Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants
Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch
Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right
a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....
Aw man, he's such a fried jesus
When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!
Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.
The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.
Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.