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Just a super nonchalant guy. He walks around life just being the shit. Women love him, and men fear him. He’s the only man who can slam a revolving door… he’s the most interesting man in the world
Blond Swedish Super Model 1: “Har du sett Sam K nyligen?”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “Jag har inte sett honom, jag antar att han är super nonchalant och så ”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 1: “ Jag är rädd att jag älskar honom.”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “ jag också“
when you feel the exact same way as the motherfucker bitching next to you and can't think of a better way to describe how much you agree.
"I don't even know how to describe today."
"Same."
"K SAME."
A lil TOO SARCATIC to tell when u bein serious or jokin SO SUPER RUDE -1/10 (jk) but i love ya and also in the top 3 teir but dont be tellin ppl casue then they gon be askin who the others so this out lil secerect
Limor K is a lil too good a sarcasm for her own good
Noun: An abbreviation for Kentucky Derby,
A marijuana smoking game where you take a drag by preferred method of inhalation (joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vaporizer, etc..) as you are leaving your place of residence, you hold in the smoke until you arrive at your vehicle.
Warning: It is possible to pass out, so remember your consciousness is more important than winning the game. If you're a loser, that is.
Smoker #1: "Hey...wanna go get some t-bell?"
Smoker #2: "Obviously, do you wanna k-derby this dude?"
Smoker #1: "Absolutely, fantastic idea if I do say so myself. Off we go then."
The Realest Of The Real Niggas
He is the realest guys and he is literally that nigga and he is that guy, he is the absolute God in his city and he tries to bang at least 20 girls in 1 night.
Man I just banged like 22 girls and made 20k, I feel like an Auren K
If a a chick/dude hit you with this line, your whole communication line with them is fucked. Forever...
Chick: "I'm just using you for your money"
Dude: "K thx bye"
Chick: *obliterated forever*