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Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 06, 2010


Half life 3

A game that will be realased in REDACTED by Valve Corporation.

Man this half life 2 game is amazing, they should make a sequel, yeah I’m sure half life 3 will be great

by SlimyKlerburt July 26, 2020


Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 11, 2022


got life dicked

Got it made!

That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!

by JI mom February 22, 2018


Red bull Life

Someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. They won't stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. People with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother's basement playing video games 24/7, no sleep, and only taking breaks to drink red bull. People with the red bull life are also generally pretty fucking trash at video games, despite playing them 24 hours a day, every single day, furthermore, people with the red bull life are most of the time, sweaty tryhards that always fail. What I am trying to say is, you don't want the red bull life. Although, I bet some of you do want to live the red bull life. I mean, I, the one writing this is currently living the red bull life. It's great, you should try it.

Look at that nerd over there, he must be living the red bull life.

by Dounk February 10, 2017


Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.

Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.

by dustysgirl December 30, 2014


Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.

My wife made me take the kids to the zoo so I decided to call my life.

by Lifecalling101 March 23, 2022