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Beat your Meat

Stroke your salami. To jack off!

I caught Tonio beating his Meat.

by KRAZY-D & Big - C April 13, 2003

283๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


smoke my meat

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

by Jack beats Nimble February 1, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lunch Meat Slap

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


madtown meat packer

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.

My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cut of fuckable meat

What Adam Smasher calls Evelyn parker in cyberpunk 2077

โ€œYou look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?โ€

by Troiiii27 March 7, 2021

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat whistle tuner

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.

We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž