one night stand

a single table next to a bed.

i forgot and left my cell on my one night stand.

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one bar prison

A single pole that is shoved up the cunt or asshole which is incredibly hard to escape from.

My favorite porn videos are one bar prisons. I love to hear the bitches scream!

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one hit wonder

Any band that only has one song anyone remembers

"Hey dude, Remember Crazy Town?"
"Who?"
"They did that song Butterfly"
"Oh yea, those posers"

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one-eyed willie

1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.

I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.

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One armed willy

An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).

One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore

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One Punch Man

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.

Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.

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bang one out

to quickly and effectively blow your load whether by intercourse or stroke-job

Yo Tahiya, wanna go bang one out in between classes?

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